Uninformed, Reactionary Parent Abuse!
Consonant Reader,
The kids are sent to try me, by god.. *Grits teeth*
So, there's this girl pupil of mine, lets call her Ramona Hitler. Her real name has been changed because quite frankly, Ramona is a galaxy of an improvement compared to her real life namesake.
On Monday, she pissed me off in my lesson, didn't listen, kept surfing the web while I was taking the lesson and generally being an idiot.
Now, I'm a teacher, right? (I shouldn't have to ask I know)..I want her to learn, to listen, ask questions and all that. But, she was quite happy to sit there and totally ignore my instructions to turn her screen off and listen.
So after the bell went for break time I asked her to stay back for a chat, to which she promptly walked straight past me and out the door.
I followed her down the corridor to find her waiting on some stairs, smiling wickedly.
"Ramona!" I shouted. She looked up, smiled at me and then ran down the stairs.
No gets away with this. No-one.
..Detention.
I found her at lunchtime in the playground and passed her the detention slip.
"This is yours" I said. "Take it home for your parents to sign."
She didn't take it. Instead she ran off with her friends. I wasn't going to chase after her, I'd look daft. Plus I can't run, I'm over 25.
Instead I handed the slip, along wth a few others to her Head of Year. He would then place the slips in the registers for the following morning, so that everyone down for a detention, including her, would get one.
This morning she came to my door and handed me back the note.
"I'm not coming." she said and showed me the back of her detention slip.
It read;
Mr Love
My daughter Ramona needed to go to the tiolet. Right away!
As she is a female!
Youe Got No Right to stop Her going to tiolet!
Mrs. Hitler
(Mother)
Well, Mrs. Hitler. Your girl certainly kept needing to go to the toilet quiet, infact she never had the decency to put her hand up at any point during the lesson to ask to go to the toilet, sorry, tiolet (I forgot you can't speel.)
You must ask her next time to put her hand up in future, thats what any other pupil in any other school on the planet would do.
Mind you, her needing the tiolet was probably the logical reason as to why I had no work produced from her for the entire lesson (Thats a whole hour honey pie) and will explain why she needed to surf on the internet right infront of me.
Yes. Surfing, needing the tiolet, waves, tiolets.
It makes sense now.
Also, thank you for pointing out that she is female, I can never tell these things and am glad a stinted lowly horse-like turd like yourself can offer me valuable insight on these matters.
...Sorry, I'm over-reacting here...
But I will take great offence if any parent beleives I am mistreating ANY of my pupils at ANY time. Especially pupils who are not taking the work seriously in the first place, that's just taking the piss.
And the parents of those kids know it to be so, because they were just like that when they were at school.
B x.
The kids are sent to try me, by god.. *Grits teeth*
So, there's this girl pupil of mine, lets call her Ramona Hitler. Her real name has been changed because quite frankly, Ramona is a galaxy of an improvement compared to her real life namesake.
On Monday, she pissed me off in my lesson, didn't listen, kept surfing the web while I was taking the lesson and generally being an idiot.
Now, I'm a teacher, right? (I shouldn't have to ask I know)..I want her to learn, to listen, ask questions and all that. But, she was quite happy to sit there and totally ignore my instructions to turn her screen off and listen.
So after the bell went for break time I asked her to stay back for a chat, to which she promptly walked straight past me and out the door.
I followed her down the corridor to find her waiting on some stairs, smiling wickedly.
"Ramona!" I shouted. She looked up, smiled at me and then ran down the stairs.
No gets away with this. No-one.
..Detention.
I found her at lunchtime in the playground and passed her the detention slip.
"This is yours" I said. "Take it home for your parents to sign."
She didn't take it. Instead she ran off with her friends. I wasn't going to chase after her, I'd look daft. Plus I can't run, I'm over 25.
Instead I handed the slip, along wth a few others to her Head of Year. He would then place the slips in the registers for the following morning, so that everyone down for a detention, including her, would get one.
This morning she came to my door and handed me back the note.
"I'm not coming." she said and showed me the back of her detention slip.
It read;
Mr Love
My daughter Ramona needed to go to the tiolet. Right away!
As she is a female!
Youe Got No Right to stop Her going to tiolet!
Mrs. Hitler
(Mother)
Well, Mrs. Hitler. Your girl certainly kept needing to go to the toilet quiet, infact she never had the decency to put her hand up at any point during the lesson to ask to go to the toilet, sorry, tiolet (I forgot you can't speel.)
You must ask her next time to put her hand up in future, thats what any other pupil in any other school on the planet would do.
Mind you, her needing the tiolet was probably the logical reason as to why I had no work produced from her for the entire lesson (Thats a whole hour honey pie) and will explain why she needed to surf on the internet right infront of me.
Yes. Surfing, needing the tiolet, waves, tiolets.
It makes sense now.
Also, thank you for pointing out that she is female, I can never tell these things and am glad a stinted lowly horse-like turd like yourself can offer me valuable insight on these matters.
...Sorry, I'm over-reacting here...
But I will take great offence if any parent beleives I am mistreating ANY of my pupils at ANY time. Especially pupils who are not taking the work seriously in the first place, that's just taking the piss.
And the parents of those kids know it to be so, because they were just like that when they were at school.
B x.